I finally have documented proof that we were Visited by extraterrestrials. The government has plausible deniability by keeping the aliens in a liquid-filled tube in an obscure museum in a small town in the American Southwest. I had to sneak this photo before someone caught me, so apologies for the poor quality, but I guess that's de rigueur when it comes to these sorts of things.Oh, wait, never mind. I was just in the International UFO Museum in Roswell, NM. Sorry, didn't mean to alarm you.
What was a bummer tho was I expected Roswell to have jumped the shark and completely focused on the UFO crash. Instead, you have the museum and a few other businesses nearby cashing in on it, and the rest of the town could be any other medium-sized New Mexican town. Oh well.
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